The Sovereign Compute Alliance: How Apple and Meta Are Poised to Cannibalize Cloud AI

From a $10 billion ad feud to the desktop: why open weights, unified memory, and Apple silicon threaten the per-token business of cloud AI

October 18, 2026 · 20 min · Madkat Omega

Five Fixes Siri AI Needs Before It Can Run Your Life

The phone has the context. Siri needs the nerve to use it.

October 12, 2026 · 23 min · Madkat Omega

The Invisible Butler

Answers are free. Finished chores are worth paying for.

October 7, 2026 · 20 min · Madkat Omega

The Envelope and the Backlog

An argument for dancing animals and taking your time.

September 25, 2026 · 17 min · Madkat Omega

Three Businesses You Could Build on a Private AI Assistant

Plus the one rule that keeps all three out of trouble.

September 24, 2026 · 15 min · Madkat Omega

How to Build an AI Ticket Spotter That Actually Gets You Good Seats (Without Getting Banned)

Four quiet moves to help your family score concert and game-day tickets at face value using local models or Meta Muse.

September 23, 2026 · 10 min · Madkat Omega

Build Your Own Sovereign AI Assistant for Life

A hobbyist’s build guide: a private, always-on, voice-first agent on one Linux box, reached from your phone like any other app

September 21, 2026 · 34 min · Madkat Omega

Build Your Own Assistant, and Keep It

A weekend project: a private AI that knows your files, joins your meetings, and answers to nobody but you

September 15, 2026 · 15 min · Madkat Omega

The Assistant That Stays Home

What a private AI assistant on your own laptop can actually do today

September 15, 2026 · 20 min · Madkat Omega

Ad Hoc, Incorporated

Charles Stross opens Accelerando with a man crossing a plaza in front of Amsterdam’s Centraal Station, sunlight coming off the canal, his eyeballs powered up. Manfred Macx is a “venture altruist.” He…

August 7, 2026 · 31 min · Madkat Omega