Three Businesses You Could Build on a Private AI Assistant

Plus the one rule that keeps all three out of trouble.

September 24, 2026 · 15 min · Madkat Omega

Build Your Own Assistant, and Keep It

A weekend project: a private AI that knows your files, joins your meetings, and answers to nobody but you

September 15, 2026 · 15 min · Madkat Omega

Nobody to Sue — A country is about to let a company exist with no person behind it

In 2024, a man named Jake Moffatt lost his grandmother. He went online to book a flight home for the funeral. Air Canada’s website chatbot popped up and told him he could apply for a discounted…

August 28, 2026 · 12 min · Madkat Omega

What Office Space Was Actually Telling You

Office Space opened in theaters on February 19, 1999. It cost about ten million dollars to make and took in roughly twelve point two million, which by studio arithmetic made it a disappointment. Mike…

July 25, 2026 · 19 min · Madkat Omega